Tired of the same old Netflix binge? Need a plus-one for those lonely tub sessions? Enter: the Supreme TidalTwist: The 6-Inch Splash Sensation Dildo! More reliable than your ex, less maintenance than a houseplant, and always up for fun!
Ejaculating 101 (No Diploma Needed): Grab a glass, fill it halfway (with water, not your tears of laughter), dunk Mr. Supreme’s tip, and give the balls a gentle pep talk squeeze. They’ll take in that liquid faster than you devouring a slice of cheesecake.
What's In The Package (Besides a Good Time):
- Size & Stats: Proudly stands at a swoon-worthy 6.69 inches, ventures in at 4.72 inches. Got girth? Oh, it's a chunky 3.7 inches.
- Masterful Detailing: So detailed, you’d think it has its own life story. Every ridge, vein, and contour was crafted with the passion of a drama-filled telenovela.
- Suction Cup Magic: Stickier than that one catchy song you can’t get out of your head.
- Material: Made of cuddle-worthy PVC. It’s Phthalate-free, because even dildos have standards!
The Specifics:
o Total Length: 6.69 Inches (170mm)
o Insertable Length: 4.72 Inches (120mm)
o Diameter: 1.2 Inches (32mm)
o Circumference: 3.7 Inches (95mm)
o Weight: 277g
o Material: PVC
o All items are Phthalate-free according to EU regulation REACH
Reasons It's Better Than Your Latest Date:
- Can indeed squirt on command. No awkward moments!
- Realistic look and feel, minus the snoring.
- It's into fashion: Black or white with a fancy pink tip.
- Loves romantic baths and steamy showers.
- Perfect fit for the Sexy Emporium harness: It’s all about the right accessories.
- Knows all about the EU REACH regulations. Smart, eh?
- Allergic to drama, not your skin.
- Its idea of a surprise? A discreet box delivery. No pranks, promise!
Discover uncharted territories of laughter and pleasure with the Supreme TidalTwist: The 6-Inch Splash Sensation Dildo!