Unleash the "splash" with our impressively lifelike, kinda posh, and somewhat hilarious ejaculating buddy! Measuring at a "not too shabby" 7.48 inches, the SplashMaster McSquirt is here for the laughs, gasps, and oh-my-gods.
Why It's a Hoot:
- Detail Overload!: It’s like an art project gone naughty. Hand-carved with veins, bulges, and an impressive attention to detail. Talk about craftsmanship!
- Ejaculation 101: Fill 'er up is easy peasy lemon squeezy. Just give those balls a squish, dip the tip, and let it slurp up your chosen liquid. Comedy climax on demand!
- Suction Shenanigans: Slap it on a smooth surface and voilà! Dance-off, wall mount, or even a vertical limbo challenge, the choice is yours.
Specs For Nerds:
- Total Length: 7.48 Inches (or about the length of a particularly large banana 🍌)
- Diameter: 1.41 Inches (hold the pickle jokes!)
- Weight: A light 392g
- Material: World-class, maybe-fancy, skin-safe PVC.
Cool Beans Features:
- Lifelike squirting – because why not?!
- Details so real, it's like a Where's Waldo of anatomy.
- Flexes better than that one dude at the gym.
- Suction so strong, it once lifted an elephant! (Okay, not really. But it’s good!)
- Sexy Emporium strap-on harness compatibility: Because teamwork makes the dream work.
- EU regulation REACH says it’s phthalate-free. High five!
- Stealthy delivery: Nobody needs to know about your comedy gold purchase.
Extra Deets:
- World's Strongest Suction Cup Base (just kidding, but it’s close!)
- Contains Latex: Perfect for balloon animals! (Please don't.)
- Flexibility: Limbo champion.
- Waterproof: Singing in the shower just got better.
- Compatibility: Bring a friend or a harness!
- Special Feature: Surprise squirt!
Care Tip: Loves a good bath with warm soapy water. A clean toy is a happy toy!
Order now, and let the good times squirt... uh, I mean, roll! 😜